URDU JOKES

04:18 | Labels: JOKES

MOM: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
MOM: Alioune badara khaiyega?
Beta: Na
MOM: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
MOM: tinted ice khaiyega?
Beta: Na
MOM: PABA pe gaya THAPAR Hi khayega hai!
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Sardar SMS aya keh KB
Bhejne wala intelligent he aor parhne wala
Gadha.
Sardar does gusse me msg reply kia keh
Bhejne gadha he aor parhne wala wala
Intelligent

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AIK American Pagal is:
Tum japenz ho na?
America: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho?
America: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
America: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magri tum lagtye to American ho...

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Student teacher self: ' can I go to the bathroom? ''
Said teacher: 'no! CAN I GO TO THE TOILET!"
Student: "Miss pehle maine pucha tha!"

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EK dimagh Punjabi karidne ke liye dimagh ki
Dukan by gaya, dukan wale is dimagh ki rates
puchne laga, dukan wala dimagh:200 Punjabi,
Sindi:300, balochi600...Khan ka dimagh 1000 to
Punjabi do Andrew ke khan ka dimagh kyun mhenga
Hai? Dukan wala: kyun ke 100 khan mein to ek
dimagh kaam ka nikalta hai...

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